Did Someone Already Do This?

A design thought lost to the ages, this knock off Mil Tactigonia shirt will please even the most autistic of slavaboos.  Imagine yourself flying around Afghanistan in the 80's while you clutch your dakimakura and tell your waifu that you would have joined the army if it weren't for the really important work your're doing at the gas station.
 
This shirt will be screen printed on a grey American Apparel 50/50 t-shirt using local printers.  Scheduled for release June 2020.